A second grader came home from school and said to her mother, "Mom, guess what? We learned how to make babies today."
The mother, more than a little surprised, asked fearfully, "That's interesting. How do you make babies?"
"It's simple," replied the girl. "You just change 'y' to 'i' and add 'es'."
Friday, August 22, 2008
how to make babies
Friday, August 8, 2008
Kirayedar
S:Yaar uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai,Saara Ghar Hil Raha Hai
B:
Soja-Soja Ghar Girega To Makaan Malik Ka
Hum Toh Kirayedar Hai
B:
Soja-Soja Ghar Girega To Makaan Malik Ka
Hum Toh Kirayedar Hai
Thursday, August 7, 2008
Science teacher: What is skeleton?
Pappu: Mmm.
Sir, skeleton is a person
who started dieting but forgot to stop it!
Pappu: Mmm.
Sir, skeleton is a person
who started dieting but forgot to stop it!
sleep
Principle to students: You people must sleep atleast 7 hours a day.
Students: Its impossile Sir!
College is only for 6 hours! [:)]
Students: Its impossile Sir!
College is only for 6 hours! [:)]
Tuesday, August 5, 2008
If You Have Talent
And
U Have Skill
And
U Want To Do Something For Others
Then
Don't Waste Ur Tym
Join ...
Circus ..." ;->
And
U Have Skill
And
U Want To Do Something For Others
Then
Don't Waste Ur Tym
Join ...
Circus ..." ;->
Saturday, August 2, 2008
saving trees
It takes 15 trees 2 produce d amt of paper that we use 2 write 1 exam.
Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees.
Say No Exams!
Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees.
Say No Exams!
Friday, August 1, 2008
doctor
Agar doctor film bnate to title kya hota?
1-Kbhi khansi kbhi dama
2-Kaho na bukhar hai
3-TB no1
4-Kal patient ho na ho
5-Hum blood de chuke sanam
1-Kbhi khansi kbhi dama
2-Kaho na bukhar hai
3-TB no1
4-Kal patient ho na ho
5-Hum blood de chuke sanam
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