"A G"

KAMAAL KA SAWAAL.?

Biwiya Apne Pati ko "A G" kyun bolti h ?

Kyunki bhare Bazaar me

"ABE GULAAM "(A.G.)
kehna achaa nhi lagta

Mother-In-Law

Why did Mrs.Vora throw Out her Mother-In-Law?

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Because ..



Baba Ramdev said


"Apni saans ko bahar nikalo !!"

One More Word

Wife : "One More Word
from You and
I am Going back
to My Mother's Place..." .
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Husband : "TAXI"

Service

2 chhote ladke baat kar rahe the.
1st: Meri maa service karti hai..,
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2nd: meri maa to tennis hi nahi khelti.
Ha ha ha :-D

CHILD

Sir was travlleing in train,

A woman sat on his son's berth & didn't get up...

Sir shouted:

"THIS LADY IS NOT GIVING BIRTH TO MY CHILD"

RAVAN

Aisi kon si baat he,
jo RAVAN akele kr sakta he,par RAM nahi??

Socho.

Socho.

Sochosocho.

Thoda dimag lagao.

GROUP DISCUSSION

"COMING SOON"

Ek aadmi Ki Ladaai Apne Baap Se Ho Gayi To Usne Apne

Baap Ki Photo Kabristaan Me

Ek Ped Pe Latka Di.

Aur Neeche Likh Dia-

"COMING SOON"

suicide

Latest Joke....
A Student goes into a library & ask 4 a book on suicide..!

Librarian : Get lost dude, U won't bring it back...!

Petrol

Petrol ke Rate badhane pas sir bola: "Menu koi Farak nahi penda.
Phele bhi 100 ka Bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka Bharwata hun."

Dhoni's Child Be Named ... ???

If Dhoni Weds Sania ...

What Would Their First
Child Be Named ... ???












Think













Think






Aray Yaar It Would Be

DHANIA ... ;->

1000 Kg = 1 Ton

Maths Teacher Was
Teaching Mathematical
Conversion ...

Teacher - If
1000 Kg = 1 Ton

For 3000 Kg = How Much?

Johny -
Ton ! Ton ! Ton ... ;->

Hawalaat

Santa: Oye Banta
Ye Bata "Jail" Ko Urdu
Main "Hawalaat" Kyun
Kehte Hyn ???

Banta: Kyun K "Jail"
Main Khaane Ko Sirf
"Hawa" Aur "Laat" Hi
Milti Hy ... ;->

Money

A daughter announced her engagement

Her father asked:Does dis guy have any money?
Dtr:Oh Daddy!

U men r all alike,

thats exactly what he asked abt U

Animal rights

Have u heard about the man who threw his wife into a pond of crocodiles? He's now being harassed by the animal rights for being cruel to the crocodiles.

brain

Dont keep me in ur hrt but keep me in ur brain


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bcoz

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Rehne ki jagah jitni khali ho, rehne me utna maza ata he

Cyclone

Bank Manger To Pathan
In A Interview ...

"What Is Cyclone?"



Pathan:
"It Is The Loan Given
By Bank To Purchase
A Cycle ..." ;->

Complete & Finished?

Wats the diff between Complete & Finished?

If you find good wife u r complete otherwise u r finished.

Company

The best way to
releave stress is

To put your head on
the table, snooze,
yawn and say loud ...



























"Bhaar Main Jaye
Company ..." ;->

Girlfrend

Beggar: Saab 12Rs do na coffee peeni hai.

Man: Lekin coffee to 6Rs ki hai?

Beggar: Par saab girlfrend bhi to hai.

Man: Bhikari hokar bhi GF banali.

Beggar: Na saab,GF ne Bhikari bana diya!

LAW

Law Professor: Which is the most important LAW of Finance for Starting a New Business?

Student: Father-in-Law!

SENT MESSAGE

Oye yeh SENT MESSAGE kya hota hai..?

Dosra :

Jis MESSAGE mein khushboo ho usse SENT msg kehte hain . . . .

lecturer

Police arrested a drunkard & asked: Where r u goin?

Man: I'm goin 2 listen lecture on ill effcts of drinking.

Cop: Who'll lecture at midnite?

Man: My wife...

Wife

1st mene apni wife ko matric karwaaya
phir inter karwaya
phir B.Com karwaya
phir PHD karwaya
2nd : Ab koi acha larka dekh kar shadi karwaa de.

Law

One Firm Was Recruiting Lawyers .
sir Was Taking Interviews

Sir: Do U Know All d Laws ?

Lawyer: Yeah !

Sir : Tell Me The
3rd Law Of Thermodynamics ...

Bill Gates

A question from sir to Bill Gates:

"Oye...Tera Naam "Gate"s Kaise Pada.

Tu To "WINDOWS" Bechta Hain na!!

Plane

1 Man 1st time Plane mein betha
Plane runway pe chal rha tha.
Man ne pilot ko zordar thappar mara or bola:
Mjhy dair ho rahi hai or tu BY ROAD ja raha hai......

Adalat

Qatil: Koshish Krna Umr-Qaid Ho
Phansi Na Ho !

Wakeel: Tm Fikr Na Kro

After Adalat Qatil: Kia Hua ?

Wakeel: Bht Mshkil Se Umr-Qaid Hui,
Adalat Tou Bari Ker Rahi Thi ... ;->

Fried Fish

Man Goes To Hotel And Orders Fried Fish.

Waiter: Sir! French Or Spanish?

Man: Oh! Koi Si Bhi Le Aa Maine Kaunsi Baate Karne Hain..!!

Marriage

Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, I luv u.

After marriage: Roses are dead, I'm blue. U r my headache, one day I'll kill u.

Cream FAIR & LOVELY

1 Class me 2 Ladkiya,1 gori 1 kali.

Kali:Tu konsi cream lagati hai?

Gori:FAIR&LOVELY or tu?

Piche baitha hua bola





Cherry Blossam

DocToR:
sir Jee Aap K
GuRDaY FaiL
HoGaYe HaiN


sir:
Ha Ha Ha


WaT A Joke
"Mere GuRdaY To
Kabhi SchOOL
GaYe Hi Nahi

WoH FaiL KeSe
HoSKte Hain

Mobile

Ek din santa bazaar gaya.

Raste me ek chor uska mob. lekar bhag gaya..

Santa peeche bhaga,

phir zor se chillaya..

"LEJA LEJA,

ISKA CHARGER TO MERE PAS HAI!!!!

Love Marige

Son-Aapki Love Marige Hui Thi Na
Papa-Ha Par Kaise Pata?
Son-Apki Shadi or Mere Janam Me Sirf 6 Months Ka Farq He

Disco Dance

Disco Dance Karte Huye Larke Aur Larki Ko
2 Kute Dekh Rahe The.

Ye Kya Kr Ha " 1 Kute Ne Dosre Se Pocha

Dosra kuta Bola Ye Tou Mai Nahe Janta Ho
Mai Ye Janta Ho k Jub Mai Is Tarah Karta Ho
Tou Mera Malik Mujhe

peit k kide Marne k Dawai Pilata Hai......

Potty

Ek bangali Mareez:
"Dr Sahab
Potla Potla Potty Aata
Hy
Khaany Ko Mann Nahi
Kerta Hy"

Dr:
"Ye Lo Dawai
Motta Motta Potty
Aaye Ga
Jese Marzi Kaat k
Khana ..."

Problem

If U Hve Any Problem !

Mujhy Batao
I'll Help U (:


If U Don't Hve Any
Problem !

Tab Bhi
Mujhy Batao





I'll Create Problem










Aakhir Dost Hoty Kis
Liye Hyn ... ;->

Kaarkhany

A Man Going 2 His Work,
Another Ma Asks:
"Kahan Ja Raha Hy
Bhai?"
2nd Replied: Yar Kaarkhany
Ja Raha Hoon
1st: Aby Ghar Me Khana Nhi
Pkta Jo Car Khane Ja Raha HY ;->

Party

GirL In A Party To A Man:Excues Me Sir
Kia Ap Mere FACE Se 1 Cheez Hata Sakte Hein?

Man Khush Hote Hue
Han Han Bolo Kia?
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GirL:Kuttay Apni Nazr Hata.

Andha

Ek Larka Dr Sy Lagta Hai Ma Andha Ho Gya Hon

Dr. Ny Uski Ankhon Ko Check Kia
Or Kha Nahi Beta Tmhari Ankhein Tu Theek Hain.

Larka. Tu Phr Newspaper Me
Mujhy Maira Roll Num Kyun Nazar Nahi Aa Rha ?

Blood test

2 chldrn were sitting
outside a clinic
1 of them was crying v.loudly.
2nd Child: Y r U crying?
1st Child: I came here 4 a blood test
2nd: So? Are you afraid?
1st: No. 4 d blood test, they cut my finger.
At this, 2nd started crying
The 1st one was astonished n
askd: Y r U crying nw?
2nd: I came 4 a urine test ...

Bidi

Ek baar ek aadmi bina Jali bidi pi rha tha

2: Yaar bidi se koi dhua nahi aa raha hai??

1: Kar di na phir wohi baat, Ye "CNG" bidi hai!!

Daant

Child 2 Dentist Doctor..!!!

Kya Dard k Baigar Bhi Daant nikalay Ja Saktay Hain ??

Dr: Nahi

Child: Ager Main Nikal K Dikhao

Dr: nikaloo

Child: He He He He He He !

Beggar

Beggar: I'm the author of a book called "150 methods 2 become Rich."
Man: Then why are you begging?
Beggar: This is one of the best methods..!

Chandra