Musibat

SAWAAL: Patni maike jaakar pati ko roj phone kyun karti hai??
JAWAAB: Taki pati ko yaad rahein musibat tali nahi phir aane waali hai..

Bhaiya

Ek ladka ladki dekhne gaya...

Both are in a room for 10 minutes to talk each other...

Ladki (Darte hue) : Bhaiya aap kitne bhai bahen hain?

Ladka : Abhi tak to 3 the..lekin ab 4 ho gaye.

Ravan

Ravan had 20 eyes but he sighted only one woman!
You have only 2 eyes.......
But you sight every woman. Now tellme asali Ravan kaun?

boy- lagta hai hum dono ek sath nahi rah sakte
girl- kya mere papa se mile the
boy- nahi mai tumhari choti bhen se mila tha.

Beach

Father and Son were in conversation on the beach :
Son:Papa , Ise 'beach' kyo kaheete hai ?
Father: Tumhe nahe pata ?
Son: Nahe pata.
Father: Woh to Aasmaan aur Zameen ke beech mein hai esliye eesai beach kahete hai .

how to make babies

A second grader came home from school and said to her mother, "Mom, guess what? We learned how to make babies today."

The mother, more than a little surprised, asked fearfully, "That's interesting. How do you make babies?"

"It's simple," replied the girl. "You just change 'y' to 'i' and add 'es'."

Kirayedar

S:Yaar uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai,Saara Ghar Hil Raha Hai

B:

Soja-Soja Ghar Girega To Makaan Malik Ka

Hum Toh Kirayedar Hai

Science teacher: What is skeleton?

Pappu: Mmm.
Sir, skeleton is a person
who started dieting but forgot to stop it!

sleep

Principle to students: You people must sleep atleast 7 hours a day.
Students: Its impossile Sir!
College is only for 6 hours! [:)]

If You Have Talent

And

U Have Skill

And

U Want To Do Something For Others


Then

Don't Waste Ur Tym

Join ...



















Circus ..." ;->

saving trees

It takes 15 trees 2 produce d amt of paper that we use 2 write 1 exam.
Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees.
Say No Exams!

doctor

Agar doctor film bnate to title kya hota?

1-Kbhi khansi kbhi dama

2-Kaho na bukhar hai

3-TB no1

4-Kal patient ho na ho

5-Hum blood de chuke sanam

<('.')>
/"/
./"L


Sumtims my
MIND asks
Y I MISS U
Y I CARE 4U?
Y I REMEMBER U?
Y I SMS U SO MUCH?
Den my HEART answerd.
MENTAL patients need more care :p

Opposite

Wht is d Opposite of Jogeshwari?










Jogesh Dnt Wry!! :-)

Nw Tel,
Wht is d Opp. of Churchgate?


Eros Theater!!

macchar

Ek macchar ek takle ke sar par ja baitha...
Dusra macchar bola:- Waha kya ghar dunda hai..
Pehla macchar bola:- Ghar kaha re abi to sirf PLOT kharida hai...

RAVAN

One day RAVAN went to disco...
aur woh behosh ho gaya,
due to shock..!

why...??







bcoz the entry fee was Rs. 1500 per head. :-o

Thief with knife : Tera paisa nikal.!

Man :you know who I am?


I'm Finance Minister.


Thief:Acchha?To phir MERA paisa nikal.:-)

Pj of the week


Q :- How do you tell a rose to go to the moon?





A :- Gulab Jamoon

Bhikari Ne phone Kiya.

Hallo Taaj Hotel

Haa Ji

bhikhari -1 Pizza,1 Biryani

aur 1 RasMalai Bhej Do

Taj -Kiske Naam pe Bheju Sir

Bhikari - Allah Ke Naam Pe...!

एकदा गणिताचे शिक्षक वर्गात शिकवत असतात.

बंडू तु सांग "मी तुला १० गोळ्या दिल्या"
त्यातल्या ३ तू रोहिणीला दिल्यास ,
३ विजयाला दिल्यास अणि
४ स्मिताला दिल्यास तर
तुला काय मिळेल??

बंडू:- सर मला ३ मैत्रिणी मिळतील........
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सरकारी वकील आणि डिफेन्स चा वकील
फेरतपासणी करून करून कंटाळलेला सरकारी वकील आरोपीला म्हणाला : आता मी जे विचारीन त्याचं केवळ हो किंवा नाही, एवढच उत्तर दे.
खाल्ल्या मिठाला जागणारा बचाव पक्षाचा वकील: ऑब्जेक्षन माय लॉर्ड! सरकारी वकील माझ्या अशीलाला फसवू पाहत आहेत. काही प्रश्नांची उत्तरे केवळ हो किंवा नाही, अशी देता येत नाहीत.
सरकारी वकील: का नाही?
डिफेन्स चा वकील: असं असेल तर माझ्या २ प्रश्नांची उत्तरे द्या.
सरकारी वकील: विचारा.
डिफेन्स चा वकील: १) तुम्ही अजुनही तुमच्या बायकोचा मार खाता?
२) आजदेखील तुमच्या घरी तुम्हीच जेवण बनव