Pu La Deshpande

Pu La Deshpande ekda T-shirt ghalun hindayla jatat. T-shit var tyanche nav thalak aksharaat lihile aste. "Pu La Deshpande". Tar T-shirt chya magchya bajula kay lihile asnar?
Pu Sh Deshpande. (pull/push)
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Pu La Deshpande pohayla gele tar tyanna kay mhannar?
Swimming Pool (Pu L)

RAM ne dhanush toda to SITA aai
KRISHNA ne bansi bajai to RADHA aai
Aur Hamane citi bajai to wo apane Bap ko leke aai

Churail

Wife: Jab tum DESI pite ho mujhe PARO kehete ho, jab Whisky pite ho toh DARLING kehete ho. Aaj kya piya hai jo CHUDEL keh rahe ho. Husband: Aaj main hosh main hu.

Bhaiya

Ek ladka ladki dekhne gaya...

Both are in a room for 10 minutes to talk each other...

Ladki (Darte hue) : Bhaiya aap kitne bhai bahen hain?

Ladka : Abhi tak to 3 the..lekin ab 4 ho gaye.

kutta

“ Munnabhai: Ae circuit yeh kutte poonch kyun hilate hain?
Bole to Dog tail shaking WHY?

Circuit: Common sense hai bhai ab poonch kutte ko to nahi hila sakti hai na. ”

A: Doctor please help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
A: Phone per.

machar

lady drinking coke, machar falls in .
lady take it out ,
machar says ;maaaaaaaa
lady ask why u did u call me maaaaaaaaaaaa
machar says mien teri kook(COKE) se nikla hon maaaaaaaaaaaaa

jhoot

Two boys ko 3 live Bomb milte hai… Wo un bombs ko police ko dene Jate hai……..
(raste mein… )
First boy: agar koi bomb raste mehi phat jaye to???
Second boy: jhoot bol denge ke 2 hi mile the .

Churail

Aik aadmi jungle se guzar raha tha
A Churail stops him & says:
Hoo Hoo Haa Ha Ha, mai Churail hoon,
Aadmi:janta hoon, teri 1 behan mere ghar main hai.

phuljhariyan

Child: Mom is bar saray patakhay hum is shop say lain gay,
Mom: Beta yeh tu girls hostel hai,
Child: Papa tu kahtay hain k sari phuljhariyan yahin rahti hain.

Forest officer

Ek jungle mein chuhay se sab dartey the,
agar sher us k samnay aa jata to dar kar bhaag jaata,
haathi bhi kahin chup jata,
aas paas k log yeh dekh kar preshaan huay or kaha aakhir kia maajra hai,
pata chala chuha Forest officer tha

khilone

Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar AA raha hai....
ghar ke sab khilone chhupa de.
Mom: tera dost chor hai kya?
Boy: nahin, who apne khilone pahechan lega.

Ek Kutra rastyavar ulta zoplela asto, mhanje paay var karun

zoplela

asto.. Sagle lok tyaala yeta jata namaskar kartaat. Ka?



Dog cha ulta God ahe na

ek jant [germ] asato.. ani ek jantin[female germ] asate..

tya doghanche ekmekanvar khup prem asate.. gharun virodh

asalyamule

te palun jaun lagana karatat..

kalantarane jantin pregnant hote..

aapalya navaryala ti ladat yeun hi god batami sangate..

" aaho aikalat ka?? mazya potat janta zale.."

Bunty: Kya Tumhe SUNNY DEOL Ka No Pata Hai?

Vicky: Nahi Pata Q Kya Hua?

Banty: Bus Vo Ghar K Bhar Handpump Hai Use Ukhadna Hai....:)

1 Baniya Marte Waqt

Meri Bv Kahan Hy ?

Bv: Main Yahan Hoon

Baniya:Mere Bache Kahan Hyn ?

Bache: Papa, Hum Yahan Hyn !

Baniya: Ullo K Patho'n Dukaan Pe Kon Hai ??