Ravan

Ravan had 20 eyes but he sighted only one woman!
You have only 2 eyes.......
But you sight every woman. Now tellme asali Ravan kaun?

boy- lagta hai hum dono ek sath nahi rah sakte
girl- kya mere papa se mile the
boy- nahi mai tumhari choti bhen se mila tha.

Beach

Father and Son were in conversation on the beach :
Son:Papa , Ise 'beach' kyo kaheete hai ?
Father: Tumhe nahe pata ?
Son: Nahe pata.
Father: Woh to Aasmaan aur Zameen ke beech mein hai esliye eesai beach kahete hai .

how to make babies

A second grader came home from school and said to her mother, "Mom, guess what? We learned how to make babies today."

The mother, more than a little surprised, asked fearfully, "That's interesting. How do you make babies?"

"It's simple," replied the girl. "You just change 'y' to 'i' and add 'es'."

Kirayedar

S:Yaar uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai,Saara Ghar Hil Raha Hai

B:

Soja-Soja Ghar Girega To Makaan Malik Ka

Hum Toh Kirayedar Hai

Science teacher: What is skeleton?

Pappu: Mmm.
Sir, skeleton is a person
who started dieting but forgot to stop it!

sleep

Principle to students: You people must sleep atleast 7 hours a day.
Students: Its impossile Sir!
College is only for 6 hours! [:)]

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saving trees

It takes 15 trees 2 produce d amt of paper that we use 2 write 1 exam.
Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees.
Say No Exams!

doctor

Agar doctor film bnate to title kya hota?

1-Kbhi khansi kbhi dama

2-Kaho na bukhar hai

3-TB no1

4-Kal patient ho na ho

5-Hum blood de chuke sanam