how to make babies

A second grader came home from school and said to her mother, "Mom, guess what? We learned how to make babies today."

The mother, more than a little surprised, asked fearfully, "That's interesting. How do you make babies?"

"It's simple," replied the girl. "You just change 'y' to 'i' and add 'es'."

Kirayedar

S:Yaar uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai,Saara Ghar Hil Raha Hai

B:

Soja-Soja Ghar Girega To Makaan Malik Ka

Hum Toh Kirayedar Hai

Science teacher: What is skeleton?

Pappu: Mmm.
Sir, skeleton is a person
who started dieting but forgot to stop it!

sleep

Principle to students: You people must sleep atleast 7 hours a day.
Students: Its impossile Sir!
College is only for 6 hours! [:)]

If You Have Talent

And

U Have Skill

And

U Want To Do Something For Others


Then

Don't Waste Ur Tym

Join ...



















Circus ..." ;->

saving trees

It takes 15 trees 2 produce d amt of paper that we use 2 write 1 exam.
Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees.
Say No Exams!

doctor

Agar doctor film bnate to title kya hota?

1-Kbhi khansi kbhi dama

2-Kaho na bukhar hai

3-TB no1

4-Kal patient ho na ho

5-Hum blood de chuke sanam

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/"/
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Sumtims my
MIND asks
Y I MISS U
Y I CARE 4U?
Y I REMEMBER U?
Y I SMS U SO MUCH?
Den my HEART answerd.
MENTAL patients need more care :p

Opposite

Wht is d Opposite of Jogeshwari?










Jogesh Dnt Wry!! :-)

Nw Tel,
Wht is d Opp. of Churchgate?


Eros Theater!!

macchar

Ek macchar ek takle ke sar par ja baitha...
Dusra macchar bola:- Waha kya ghar dunda hai..
Pehla macchar bola:- Ghar kaha re abi to sirf PLOT kharida hai...