"A G"

KAMAAL KA SAWAAL.?

Biwiya Apne Pati ko "A G" kyun bolti h ?

Kyunki bhare Bazaar me

"ABE GULAAM "(A.G.)
kehna achaa nhi lagta

Mother-In-Law

Why did Mrs.Vora throw Out her Mother-In-Law?

...??

....???
Because ..



Baba Ramdev said


"Apni saans ko bahar nikalo !!"

One More Word

Wife : "One More Word
from You and
I am Going back
to My Mother's Place..." .
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Husband : "TAXI"

Service

2 chhote ladke baat kar rahe the.
1st: Meri maa service karti hai..,
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2nd: meri maa to tennis hi nahi khelti.
Ha ha ha :-D

CHILD

Sir was travlleing in train,

A woman sat on his son's berth & didn't get up...

Sir shouted:

"THIS LADY IS NOT GIVING BIRTH TO MY CHILD"

RAVAN

Aisi kon si baat he,
jo RAVAN akele kr sakta he,par RAM nahi??

Socho.

Socho.

Sochosocho.

Thoda dimag lagao.

GROUP DISCUSSION

"COMING SOON"

Ek aadmi Ki Ladaai Apne Baap Se Ho Gayi To Usne Apne

Baap Ki Photo Kabristaan Me

Ek Ped Pe Latka Di.

Aur Neeche Likh Dia-

"COMING SOON"

suicide

Latest Joke....
A Student goes into a library & ask 4 a book on suicide..!

Librarian : Get lost dude, U won't bring it back...!

Petrol

Petrol ke Rate badhane pas sir bola: "Menu koi Farak nahi penda.
Phele bhi 100 ka Bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka Bharwata hun."

Dhoni's Child Be Named ... ???

If Dhoni Weds Sania ...

What Would Their First
Child Be Named ... ???












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Think






Aray Yaar It Would Be

DHANIA ... ;->