Monday, July 7, 2008

Funny Questions

  • Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
  • When you are not supposed to drive a car when you have been drinking, why do bars have a parking lot ?
  • Why is a false eye made of glass?.....To look through....!!!???
  • Why does an answering machine never gives an answer when I ask something ?
  • Why do fortune-tellers first ask your name?
  • What whish would stars make when they saw falling people.??

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