What did baby corn ask mom corn???
--> Where is Pop corn?
Why is the River Rich?
--> It has two Banks!
What do computers like to eat?
--> Chips!
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to School???
--> She had a Bright Student.
A boy throws a bottle of Bournvita out of the window. A cat sees it, and takes the bottle of bournvita and buries it under the ground. Why?
--> Because 'CAT-BURIES' Bournvita
3 cockroaches are walking on the road. Suddenly 1 of them starts singing 'Tujhe Dekha To Yeh Jaana Sanam...' And the other 2 die immediately. Why?
--> Because it was a HIT song.
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