Interviewer> To bataiye PANI ke bina Insan kaise Marega?
Sardar> PANI nai hoga to Insan Tairega kaise? Aur Tairega nahi to doob jayega!
Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!
Sardar: Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!!
Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?
Sardar: ZEBRA. Black & White zamaane ka hai
Judge: Don't U have any shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court.
Sardar to judge: Oye, tu toh roj hi aata hai!!!
Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Sardar: Color of Apple is not APPLE.
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