Colombus

If Colombus had been married
He would have never discovered
America

B'coz

1-Whr r U Going ?
2-Wid Whom ?
3-To Discover What ?
4-Can I Come ?
5-When r U Coming Back ?
6-Can't U work from home ?
7-Can U take mom-in-law
wid U as well ?
8-What will U bring for me?
9-Do call Me whn U reach dere?
10-Acha Suno , jane se pehle
dahi aur timater tou la do !! ;)